Even surfers and pros need to be reminded that everything isn’t suitable for Instagram.
It’s not cool to take a picture of every little thing OR the same thing over and over. We decided to help you out so your friends and fans won’t unfollow you. Here are some things no one wants to see you post…
Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend
We get it: Pro surfers date models, but no one wants to see you guys cuddling after doing the horizontal hustle. Gurfers (girl surfers) date goofy dudes, but Instagraming a picture of you two smooching still counts as unnecessary PDA.
All of the aÃ§ai bowls, tacos and sushi you eat on a daily basis only remind us that your digestive tract is extremely active. Ew. Eat it and move on.
Airplane Seats/ Plane Tickets
We love seeing your flight accommodations and tickets while you’re on your way to exotic islands. Keep reminding us of your grand adventure while we’re stuck at our desks, please.
Photos of Surf Video Clips
Like why? Isn’t the actual video better evidence anyway?
Text messages, quotes, memes and iTunes album covers are just always unacceptable.
Half Decorated Surfboards
A picture of the finished product will suffice. No need for five photos of the decorating process.
Feet are weird appendages no matter how you look at them. Don’t think a nice background changes that.
You’re so vain, you probably think this blog is about you. Don’t you? Well, taking pictures of yourself every other day gets old really fast. You look the same as you did yesterday.
Sideview Mirror Shots
It’s trite and clichÃ©. Automatic cornball photo. Pay attention to the road, brah.
Don’t be fooled. Your vintage-filtered latte won’t make you a famous abstract photographer no matter how much caramel is on that foam. Just drink it.